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Thursday, May 6, 2010

Caca, pollution, miniature stores, and grocery delivery

First I want to let you know this is not a rant on how horrible BsAs is, or that I don’t think it’s a great city to visit or live; I just wanted to fill you in on some of the annoyances and oddities and some of the great ideas that I have noticed here, good and bad.

Since I want to end on a good note, I’ll start with the majorly annoying and get to the totally awesome, ideas I think should be implemented in the US large cities.

First, the pollution is horrible, from transportation fumes, to smokers, to noise pollution. This place has the worst air I have ever breathed. Every time a bus, car, motorbike goes by you can just see a cloud of exhaust. I’m serious; it’s especially bad around 5-7pm when people get off work. Every inhale has some sort of smoke flavor; I’ve never tasted so much air in my life. I can’t wait for my trip to Mendoza with Nick, just to get some fresh country air. Then there is the smoking, people at the bars smoke like chimneys here, I am pretty sure you can’t smoke in a restaurant but after hours when the place turns into a proper bar or dance club, the cigarettes start popping up….gross. And the noise pollution, well, let’s say my ears hurt, from the impatient cars honking just as the second the light turns yellow before green they are honking to go (a little on the signals here they go green-yellow-red and boy you better stop on the yellow, because that’s the signal for all the people to walk, then they turn red-yellow-green and this yellow the cars start honking and going through the light), the motorbikes honk at the pedestrians to move-use it as a means to cat call to girls, the bus breaks are squeaky, apartments are noisy and the airplanes taking off and landing are so loud that sometimes when I’m sleeping I think one might land on the apartment! Whew…..I might need to be put on a deserted beach after this just to have some quiet but then I think the sound of waves crashing might destroy that.
Second, the dog poop is awful. If you are going to have a dog and walk it pick up their S*it, please. The sidewalks are dangerous enough here with all the cracks, potholes, missing tiles and electricity hole covers; I don’t need to also dodge all the poop too. It’s not just a problem with the dog walkers “Paseaperos”, as there are hundreds and some have like 15 dogs at one time, which I understand might be hard to stop and pick up poop if you have that many dogs, but even the people who actually walk their own dog, just can’t seem to stop and pick up the poo.  Even Lonely Planet talks about the amount and types of dog poo on the streets.* Lonely Planet Buenos Aires city guide page 96

Third, an interesting thing here is that there aren’t giant stores and malls like you have in the states. The “malls” are full of tiny shops, some so small they just have a giant window you look into and pick what you want. I have noticed a few chains but, nothing that stands out like in America and I defiantly haven’t seen a target, kohl’s or thank god a Wal-Mart type store here at all. In fact most of the stores look independently owned, and they tend to sell one thing, yes I said one thing, so weird when you come from the land of super and mega stores that sell everything short of children and labor. If you want pajamas they have a small corner store for that, if you want a doorknob, there’s a store for that, there’s a store for pastries, one for bread, one for chocolate….. (am I sounding like the annoying Apple app commercial?), there’s a store for socks and tights and a separate store for shoes and one for beef and one for chicken, one for accessories and one for clothes, you get my point. And unless the store is on one of the main shopping streets you need to ring a bell so they can buzz you in, it’s amazing.

Fourth, and yes I am getting more positive, they have the most interesting way of delivering groceries here. If you buy over $200 pesos (don’t quote me, I haven’t done it), they deliver your groceries to your home for free, and put them away for you! It’s a wonderful system since there is no parking at most of the stores and it’s impossible to carry it all back to your house if you buy a cart-full. They just pack all your groceries in medium sized white crates, stack them, attach your address and have a store employee deliver them to your house a bit later. The only thing I don’t understand is how some of the food doesn’t go bad just sitting there, I mean I’ve seen them put the cold stuff in insulated bins, but the other night the store was packed and they had rows of stacks piled to the ceiling of groceries that needed to be delivered, who knows how long some of it sat there? The system must work though because you see it all day long. I do think it might be difficult to implement in SF with the hills though, they just push the crates on file dollies and I could see many runaway crates in SF, good thing the streets here are flat. It’s honestly an awesome invention.

These are some observations for now….more adventures to come I promise. 

*Some of the images were borrowed from the web

Sunday, May 2, 2010

You know you’re in Latin America when you have transportation problems

You will have to read a bit to get to the transport part….

Our Polish student at school is heading home, so he invited everyone from school to the Polish Bar, Krakov, in BsAs to say good-bye and drink free beer. Who can say no to free beer? I defiantly can’t, so off I went for another long night on a work/school week. Needless to say, Friday was a struggle, I made it to school on time because I’m such a good student (actually I got tired at 2am and went home so I was able to wake up on time), however many students didn’t come till break because they stayed out the whole night. I was able to get out of work early Friday to take a nap before heading out to Tango lessons with my Argentine roommate Jessica.

Now these weren’t my first lessons, since I have had 2 lessons at school, but they were my first in a real tango hall, and I looked pretty silly dancing in my tom’s shoes, but I didn’t bring any heels, so I dealt the best I could. Let’s just say Tango is HARD, and I really think I need to get some shoes if I really want to learn. But we had a great night and then went out for dinner after, around 12pm, we were supposed to go to a Milango (Tango Hall) after to dance but Jess and I were really tired so I’m glad we didn’t, plus I had to be up at 6am the next morning to head to Colonia, Uruguay for the day.

Yes I said Uruguay, for my friends who are a bit geographically challenged Uruguay sits under Brazil and Colonia  is an hour long fast ferry ride across the Rio de Plata from BsAs. It’s the perfect day trip spot, and if you are planning to stay in Argentina for more than 3 months it’s the place to visit to get your visa renewed, good thing I won’t have that problem, but some friends were going and I wanted to check it out.  A bit of background information on Uruguay we learned from our tour guide 1) 9 times in 100 years Uruguay changed between the Spanish and Portuguese rule 2) Prostitution is legal, ugh, weird and sick 3) You need a motorcycle license to rent a scooter....there was more but just some info.

Well the trip started like most Latin American trips start (or so I've been told by my backpacking companions, I really have no idea, but this was my experience this time), with some type of transportation problem. We arrived at the ferry terminal to find out the ferry was broken and that we were being bused to another ferry company to continue our journey (well this was after the lady at the counter tried to tell us the whole thing was cancelled for us because we had a walking tour and lunch scheduled, but we were too smart for her because we knew Spanish and knew others were getting there for free on the other boats). So instead of leaving at 8am for Uruguay we left at 9:30am. Upon arrival we were surprised to find out the walking tour and lunch were still on (oh I love LtnAmr). After the walking tour a few friends who had taken the slow boat over joined us for lunch and then we all rented a golf cart to drive through the city and up the coastline for a bit.

Beautiful, plus now I really want to come back and stay at least one night at the most beautiful Sheraton Hotel I have ever seen, for all of you with Sheraton points I recommend the one in Colonia Uruguay! But we are poor so we just looked at it and strolled along the beaches and drove back to town for our favorite thing down here, Helado (Ice Cream). After Ice Cream those of us with the, err, shi*ty boat company had to return for our ferry back. But it’s Latin America and transportation has problems, so they tell us the boat is broken, no sh*t, we knew that already from this morning, and that we are getting put on another one but it leaves an hour and a half later L Not a big deal but we missed the sunset and I guess sunsets here are beautiful….. we did catch the last glimpse from the ferry terminal before being chased away by a guard, but it was a bit sad…all in all the day was wonderful and I totally recommend heading to Colonia, but take Buquebus there, not Colonia Express (although the lunch and tour were nice).
We finished the day having drinks at Bangalore, a pub we like in Palermo BsAs.
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